oldrocknrollin:

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”

(Source: growlithed, via balletpenguin)

sodamnrelatable:

and I’m like…What “can you hear aliens with that?”

 

(Source: customatic)